YOU SAID:
I pee on the tree and poo on the loo in the zoo
INTO JAPANESE
私は木の葉でおしっこし、動物園のトイレでプッシュ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pissed at the leaves and pushed at the zoo's toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉に怒って、動物園のトイレに押し込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got mad at the leaves and pushed it into the toilet at the zoo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉で怒って、それを動物園のトイレに押し込んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got mad at the leaves and pushed it into the toilet of the zoo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉で怒って、動物園のトイレに押し込んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was angry with leaves and pushed into the toilet of the zoo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉に腹を立てて動物園のトイレに押し込んだ。
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I got angry at the leaves and thrust into the toilet of the zoo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉に怒り、動物園のトイレに突っ込んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was angry at the leaves and thrust into the toilet at the zoo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉で怒っていて、動物園のトイレに突っ込んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was angry with leaves and thrust into the toilet of the zoo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉に怒り、動物園のトイレに突っ込んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was angry at the leaves and thrust into the toilet at the zoo.
INTO JAPANESE
私は葉で怒っていて、動物園のトイレに突っ込んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was angry with leaves and thrust into the toilet of the zoo.
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