YOU SAID:
I pee my pants causing a sad chain of events leading to the death of a goat.
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギの死につながる悲しい一連の出来事を引き起こす私のズボンをおしっこします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pee my pants that cause a series of sad events leading to the death of a goat.
INTO JAPANESE
私はヤギの死につながる一連の悲しい出来事を引き起こす私のズボンをおしっこします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pee my pants that cause a series of sad events leading to the death of a goat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.