YOU SAID:
i pee in my monkey’s ears
INTO JAPANESE
私は猿の耳をのぞく
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I look at the monkey's ear
INTO JAPANESE
猿の耳を見ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look at the monkey's ear
INTO JAPANESE
猿の耳を見てください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Look at the monkey's ear
That didn't even make that much sense in English.