YOU SAID:

I pee and poo in the tree that's brown and stinky

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私はおしっこをして、茶色くて臭いの木の中に入れます

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I do pee and put it in a brown, smelly tree

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私はおしっこをして、それを茶色のにおいを帯びた木に入れます

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I do pee and put it in a brown smelling tree

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私はおしっこをして、それを茶色の臭いの木に入れます

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I do pee and put it in a brown smelly tree

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私はおしっこして、茶色の臭いのある木に入れます

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I will piss and put it in a tree with a brown smelly

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私は冷たい臭いがした

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I had a cold smell.

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私は冷たいにおいがしました。

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I cold smell.

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私寒い香り。

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I cold smell.