YOU SAID:
I own a dog that talks to blue pretty ghosts that are mean to me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私にとって意味のある青い幽霊と話す犬を所有しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I own a dog that speaks with a meaningful blue ghost to me
INTO JAPANESE
私は意味のある青い幽霊と話す犬を私に持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog that speaks with a meaningful blue ghost
INTO JAPANESE
意味のある青い幽霊と話す犬がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog that speaks with a meaningful blue ghost
That didn't even make that much sense in English.