YOU SAID:

i once went outside with nothing but socks on, wondering where my pants had gone, and realizing i was currently in space losing oxygen rapidly, so i died

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて靴下だけで外に出て、ズボンがどこに行ったのか不思議に思っていました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once went out with just socks and wondered where the trousers went.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて靴下だけを持って出かけ、ズボンがどこに行くのか疑問に思いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once went out with socks and wondered where my trousers go.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて靴下を持って出かけ、ズボンがどこに行くのかと思いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once went out with socks and wondered where the pants would go.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて靴下を持って出かけ、ズボンはどこに行くのだろうと思いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once went out with socks and wondered where the trousers would go.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて靴下を持って出かけ、ズボンはどこに行くのだろうと思いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once went out with socks and wondered where the trousers would go.