YOU SAID:
I once sucked off a gorilla for five pounds
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつてゴリラを5ポンド吸った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once sucked 5 pounds of gorilla
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて5ポンドのゴリラを吸った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once sucked a 5 pound gorilla
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて5ポンドのゴリラを吸った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once sucked a 5 pound gorilla
That didn't even make that much sense in English.