YOU SAID:
I once stole a car because the pig i was riding home from work was far too slow
INTO JAPANESE
仕事から家に帰るときに乗っていた豚の速度が遅すぎたので、車を盗んだことがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once stole a car because my pig was too slow on the way home from work
INTO JAPANESE
仕事から帰る途中、飼っていた豚が遅すぎたために車を盗んだことがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once stole a car on my way home from work because my pig was too late
INTO JAPANESE
豚が遅すぎたために仕事から帰る途中に車を盗んだことがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A pig once stole a car on the way home from work because it was too late
INTO JAPANESE
豚が仕事から帰る途中、時間が遅すぎたために車を盗んだことがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A pig once stole a car on his way home from work because it was too late
INTO JAPANESE
豚が仕事から帰る途中、時間が遅すぎたために車を盗んだことがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A pig once stole a car on his way home from work because it was too late
That's deep, man.