YOU SAID:
I once open kissed a horse
INTO JAPANESE
一度オープン馬にキス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once open horse kissing
INTO JAPANESE
一度馬にキスを開く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once open kissing horse
INTO JAPANESE
一度キス馬を開く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once open kissing horse
That didn't even make that much sense in English.