YOU SAID:
I once made a parody religion where all solid matter in the universe was the "Great Creator"'s feces, all liquid matter was his urine, and all gaseous matter was his flatus.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて、宇宙のすべての固体物質は「偉大なる創造主」の排泄物であり、すべての液体物質は彼の尿であり、すべての気体物質は彼の放屁であるというパロディ宗教を作ったことがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once created a parody religion which claimed that all solid matter in the universe is the excrement of a "Great Creator", all liquid matter is his urine, and all gaseous matter is his farts.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて、宇宙のすべての固体物質は「偉大なる創造主」の排泄物であり、すべての液体物質は彼の尿であり、すべての気体物質は彼の屁であると主張するパロディ宗教を創りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once created a parody religion that claimed that all solid matter in the universe is the excrement of a "Great Creator," all liquid matter is his urine, and all gaseous matter is his farts.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて、宇宙のすべての固体は「偉大なる創造主」の排泄物であり、すべての液体は彼の尿であり、すべての気体はその彼の屁であると主張するパロディ宗教を創りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once created a parody religion that claimed that all solid matter in the universe is the excrement of a "Great Creator", all liquids are his urine, and all gases are his farts.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて、宇宙のすべての固体は「偉大なる創造主」の排泄物であり、すべての液体は彼の尿であり、すべての気体は彼の屁であると主張するパロディ宗教を創りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once created a parody religion that claimed that all solid matter in the universe is the excrement of a "Great Creator", all liquids are his urine, and all gases are his farts.
Come on, you can do better than that.