YOU SAID:
I once knew a man. No, I made that part up. Hair hair hair!
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて人を知っていた。いいえ、私はその部分を作りました。頭髪の毛!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once knew a person. No, I made that part. Head hair!
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて人を知っていた。いいえ、私はその部分を作りました。頭の髪!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once knew a person. No, I made that part. Head hair!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.