YOU SAID:

I once haunted the Emperor's house, where I would pee on him in the middle of the night and wake him with loud burps.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて私が夜中に彼の上におしっこと大声burpsで彼を起こしてくれる皇帝の家を、お化け。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once I the house of the emperor that will wake him in the pee and loud burps on him in the middle of the night, haunted.

INTO JAPANESE

私一度私お化け夜の途中で彼におしっこと大声burpsで彼をウェイクアップします皇帝の家。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once to wake him up to him in the middle of my haunted night at the pee and loud burps of the emperor house.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつて皇帝家のおしっこと大声burpsで私の幽霊夜中に彼に彼を覚ますします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will wake him to him to my ghost the middle of the night once in the imperial house of pee and loud burps.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおしっこと大声burpsの皇室に一度私のゴーストに彼に夜の真ん中を、彼をウェイクアップします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I the middle of the night to him in the imperial family once my ghost of pee and loud burps, and wake him up.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおしっこと大声burpsの私のゴーストかつて皇室で彼に夜の真ん中、そして彼を覚まします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I my ghost once the middle of the night to him in the imperial pee and loud burps, and wake him.

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の帝国おしっこと大声burpsで彼に夜中に一度幽霊、と彼を覚まします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will wake up the ghost once in the middle of the night to him in his own empire pee and loud burps, and him.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼自身の帝国おしっこと大声burpsで彼に一度深夜に幽霊を覚ますと、彼なります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I wake up the ghost to him to once late at night in his own empire pee and loud burps, and he will.

INTO JAPANESE

私は1回に夜遅く彼自身の帝国のおしっこと大声burpsで彼に幽霊を覚ますと、彼は意志た場合。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I him to wake up the ghost in the pee and loud burps of late at night in his own empire at a time, if he was willing.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は喜んでいた場合、私は彼は、一度自分の帝国で夜遅くのおしっこと大声burpsで幽霊をウェイクアップするとき。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If he was delighted, I am he, once when you wake up the ghost in the pee and loud burps of late at night in their own empire.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は喜んでいた場合、私は彼が、一度あなたが、自分の帝国でおしっこや深夜の大声burpsで幽霊を覚ますときです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If he was delighted, I have him, once you have, it's time to wake up the ghost in the pee and late-night loud burps in my empire.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は喜んでいた場合、あなたが持っていると、私は、彼を持って、それは私の帝国でおしっこや深夜大声burpsで幽霊を覚ますする時間です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If he was delighted, if you have, I, with him, it is time to wake up the ghost in the pee and late-night loud burps in my empire.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は喜んでいた場合、あなたが持っている場合、私は、彼と一緒に、私の帝国でおしっこや深夜大声burpsで幽霊をウェイクアップする時間です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If he was delighted, if you have, I, with him, it is time to wake up the ghost in the pee and late-night loud burps in my empire.