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i once had a nephew named reijn and he tried to go in a tree but he fell and i had to call the ambulance but they didn't want to help because they are stupid

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私はかつてreijnという名前の甥を持っていました、そして、彼は木に入ろうとしました、しかし、彼は倒れました、そして、私は救急車を呼ばなければなりませんでした

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I once had a coffin named reijn, and he tried to get into the tree, but he fell down, and I had to call an ambulance

INTO JAPANESE

私はかつてreijnという名前の棺を持っていました、そして、彼は木に入ることを試みました、しかし、彼は倒れました、そして、私は救急車を呼ばなければなりませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I once had a coffin named reijn, and he tried to get into the tree, but he fell down, and I had to call an ambulance