YOU SAID:
i once had a dream where i was eating a cheeseburger and then a seagull stole my cheeseburger so i stole the seagulls family
INTO JAPANESE
かつてチーズバーガーを食べていた夢を見たカモメがチーズバーガーを盗んだのでカモメの家族を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, a dreaming seagull ate a cheeseburger stole a cheeseburger, so it stole a family of seagulls.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、夢を見たカモメがチーズバーガーを食べてチーズバーガーを盗んだので、カモメの家族を盗みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, a dreaming seagull ate a cheeseburger and stole a cheeseburger, so it stole a family of seagulls.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、夢を見たカモメがチーズバーガーを食べてチーズバーガーを盗んだので、カモメの家族を盗みました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, a dreaming seagull ate a cheeseburger and stole a cheeseburger, so it stole a family of seagulls.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.