YOU SAID:
I once grabbed a sponge and then smelled my fingers and it smelled like the back of a hobo's tongue
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつてスポンジをつかんで、指のにおいがして、ホボの舌の後ろのようなにおいがしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once grabbed a sponge, smelled my fingers, and smelled like the back of Hobo's tongue
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつてスポンジをつかんで、指のにおいをして、ホボの舌の裏のように臭いを感じました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once grab a sponge, smelled my fingers, I felt a smell like the back of my hobo's tongue
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度スポンジをつかんで指を嗅ぎ、ホボの舌の後ろのようなにおいを感じた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grabbed the sponge once and sniffed my finger and I felt a smell like the back of Hobo's tongue
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度スポンジをつかんで指を嗅ぎ、ホボの舌の後ろのようなにおいを感じた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grabbed the sponge once and sniffed my finger and I felt a smell like the back of Hobo's tongue
That didn't even make that much sense in English.