YOU SAID:
I once found a potato that fondles bullets and makes threats toward my family.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて私の家族への脅威になり、弾丸を fondles じゃがいもを発見しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once became a threat to my family, discovered the bullet fondles potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度の脅威になった私の家族に弾丸 fondles ポテトを発見します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I found a bullet fondles potatoes once a threat to my family.
INTO JAPANESE
弾丸 fondles ジャガイモ一度私の家族への脅威を見つけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bullet fondles potatoes once found a threat to my family.
INTO JAPANESE
弾丸は、ジャガイモが見つかった時点で私の家族に脅威を想起します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The bullet when potato is found Recalling the threats to my family.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモが見つかったら私の家族への脅威を想起の弾丸。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Found the potato's recall bullet threats to my family.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモのリコール私の家族への弾丸の脅威を発見しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Discovered the threat of bullets to recall my potato family.
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいも家族をリコールする弾丸の脅威を発見しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Discovered the threat of bullets to recall the potato family.
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいも家族をリコールする弾丸の脅威を発見しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Discovered the threat of bullets to recall the potato family.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.