YOU SAID:
I once fingerbanged my stepsister
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて義理の妹に指をぶつけたことがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once bumped my sister-in-law's finger
INTO JAPANESE
義姉の指をぶつけたことがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once bumped my sister-in-law's finger
That didn't even make that much sense in English.