YOU SAID:
I once farted so hard my pants ripped
INTO JAPANESE
パンツが破れるほど激しくオナラしたことある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've farted so hard that my pants broke
INTO JAPANESE
おならしすぎてズボンが破れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted too much and tore my pants
INTO JAPANESE
おならしすぎてパンツ破れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted too much and tore my pants
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