YOU SAID:
I once ate but then I fell from a donkey
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて食べたが、私はロバから落ちた
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I once ate, but I fell off the ass
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて食べたが、私はお尻から落ちた
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I used to eat, but I fell off my ass
INTO JAPANESE
私は食べていましたが、私はお尻から落ちました
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I was eating but I fell off my butt
INTO JAPANESE
私は食べていたが、私は私のお尻から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was eating but I fell off my ass
INTO JAPANESE
私は食べていたが、私は私のお尻から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was eating but I fell off my ass
That's deep, man.