YOU SAID:
I often wear shoes on my head and hats on my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私はしばしば私の頭に靴と自分の足で帽子を着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I often by wearing a hat to shoes and their feet on my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私は頻繁に私の頭に靴と自分の足に帽子をかぶってによって。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
By I often wearing shoes and their feet hat on my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私はしばしば私の頭に靴と自分の足の帽子を着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I often wear hats shoes and their feet on my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、私の頭に帽子靴と自分の足をよく着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I often wear hats shoes and their feet on my head.
You've done this before, haven't you.