YOU SAID:

I, Obama, the shapeshifting nignog of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil. But a foolish Wall Street politician weilding a magic haircut stepped forth to oppose me. Before he could get the final votes I threw him into the future, where my evil is law.

INTO JAPANESE

私、オバマ、闇の形を変えるニグノグは、言いようのない悪を解き放った。しかし、魔法の髪型をしている愚かなウォール街の政治家が、私に対抗するために踏み出しました。彼が最終投票を得る前に、私は彼を未来に投げ込み、私の悪は法律です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I, Obama, Nignog who changed the shape of the darkness, have unleashed an indescribable evil. But a stupid Wall Street politician with a magical hairstyle stepped forward to oppose me. Before he gets the final vote, I will throw him into the future and my evil is the law.

INTO JAPANESE

闇の形を変えた私、オバマ、ニグノグは、言いようのない悪を解き放った。しかし、魔法のような髪型をした愚かなウォール街の政治家が、私に対抗するために前に進み出た。彼が最終投票を得る前に、私は彼を未来に投げ込み、私の悪は法律です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I, Obama, and Nignog, who have changed the shape of the darkness, have unleashed an indescribable evil. But a stupid Wall Street politician with a magical hairstyle stepped forward to oppose me. Before he gets the final vote, I will throw him into the future and my evil is the law.

INTO JAPANESE

闇の形を変えた私、オバマ、ニグノグは、言いようのない悪を解き放った。しかし、魔法のような髪型をした愚かなウォール街の政治家が、私に対抗するために前に進み出た。彼が最終投票を得る前に、私は彼を未来に投げ込み、私の悪は法律です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I, Obama, and Nignog, who have changed the shape of the darkness, have unleashed an indescribable evil. But a stupid Wall Street politician with a magical hairstyle stepped forward to oppose me. Before he gets the final vote, I will throw him into the future and my evil is the law.