YOU SAID:
I never smack myself in the face when I yoyo!
INTO JAPANESE
決して顔に自分自身をピシャリとするとき私のヨーヨー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never face to smack myself when my yo!
INTO JAPANESE
決して顔に自分自身を平手で打つとき私よ!
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Never face myself smack when I'm!
INTO JAPANESE
私は平手で打つときに決して直面自分自身!
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Never spank when I face myself!
INTO JAPANESE
決して直面する自分自身を平手で打つ!
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Never face myself hit smack!
INTO JAPANESE
決して直面舌鼓を打つ自分!
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You never hit the face smack!
INTO JAPANESE
顔スマックにヒットしない!
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Do not hit the face SmackDown!
INTO JAPANESE
スマック ダウン顔をヒットしない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not hit the face smack down!
INTO JAPANESE
ダウン顔スマックをヒットしない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not hit the face smack down!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.