YOU SAID:
I never knew that a new car near kew drives though like someone leaving a poo.
INTO JAPANESE
Kew の近く新しい車ドライブ誰かウンチを残してのようなものの、私が知らなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like near Kew, new drive someone leave the poop, but I didn't know.
INTO JAPANESE
キューに近いのような新しいドライブ、誰かは、うんちを残すが、私は知りません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone close to the queue as a new drive, yes leave immediately, but I do not know.
Well done, yes, well done!