YOU SAID:
I never eat a pig, because a pig is a cop.
INTO JAPANESE
豚は豚が警官には食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pigs eat pig COP.
INTO JAPANESE
豚を食べる豚警官。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pig cops from eating pork.
INTO JAPANESE
豚は、豚肉を食べることから警官します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pig cops from eating pork.
You've done this before, haven't you.