YOU SAID:
I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH
INTO JAPANESE
私 NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH
INTO JAPANESE
私 NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH
You should move to Japan!