YOU SAID:
I need to urinate but I'm to comfortable on this sofa
INTO JAPANESE
排尿しなければなりませんが、私はこのソファの上に快適
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not have to urinate, but I will on this couch comfort
INTO JAPANESE
排尿、必要ありませんが、私はこのソファの快適さになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Urination, need not, but I will this sofa comfort
INTO JAPANESE
排尿、必要はありません、しかし、私はこのソファの快適さ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Urinate, however, do not have the comfort of this couch I
INTO JAPANESE
排尿、ただし、このソファの快適さを持っていない私
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, however, do not have the comfort of this sofa and urinate
INTO JAPANESE
私は、しかし、持っていないこのソファの快適さと排尿
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, however, do not have this sofa and urinate
INTO JAPANESE
私は、しかし、持っていないこのソファと排尿
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, however, do not have this sofa and urinate
That didn't even make that much sense in English.