YOU SAID:
I need to take a shower because I am dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が汚れるので、シャワーを浴びる必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must take a shower because I I am dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
汚い私ために、シャワーを浴びる必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dirty, need to take a shower.
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーを浴びる私の汚れた、必要。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dirty for me to take a shower, you need.
INTO JAPANESE
シャワーを浴びる私にとって汚いが必要です。
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Dirty for me to take a shower is required.
INTO JAPANESE
私にとって汚いシャワーが必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dirty shower is necessary to me.
INTO JAPANESE
汚れたシャワーは私に必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dirty shower is necessary to me.
That's deep, man.