Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I need to speak to my long distance boyfriend.

INTO JAPANESE

私は長距離彼氏に話す必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must speak my long-distance boyfriend.

INTO JAPANESE

長距離彼氏を話す必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must speak my long-distance boyfriend.

Equilibrium found!

You've done this before, haven't you.

HOT PARTIES

10831
votes
04Jun22
Vote if you're not straight 🏳️‍🌈
2
votes
41m ago
Are Feet Guys Libertarians?
345
votes
14Oct24
If you hate school... LEAVE. The law states you must have an education NOT where the education must come from.... you CA[...]
2790
votes
08Jan23
Vote if the kitten quiz on boredbutton that finds where you live scares you
1883
votes
19Apr23
I NEED 1000 VOTES TO GET A GOLDEN RETRIEVER!!! PLS HELP!!!
37
votes
12d ago
Down Vote vote beggars they ruin the purpose of this site!
1760
votes
11May23
upvote if you hate school :) (:
165
votes
57d ago
Zelensky is a terrorist who overthrew the original government in Ukraine and drove their leader to seek help from their [...]
22
votes
9d ago
The more documentaries I watch about the state of the world, the more convinced I become that niggersruin everything
1137
votes
14Sep23
I NEED 1,000 VOTES TO GET A KITTEN!

You may want to crash these parties too

1
votes
11Aug16
The rumbling in my tummy reminds me that the reason Teh Interwebz are so boring right now is because everyone is eating [...]
1
votes
07Aug09
A knight in shining armour
1
votes
11Aug16
In a higher phase of communist society, after the enslaving subordination of the individual to the division of labor, an[...]
1
votes
07Aug09
Shot through the heart and you're to blame darling you give love a bad name
1
votes
11Aug16
can I take you somewhere, to where all my friends hang out; can i take you with me, to where we can scream and shout
1
votes
11Aug16
It is pretty much impossible to feel professional in a meeting when you know you have a box of Swiss Rolls in your purse[...]
1
votes
07Aug09
You shall not commit adultery.
1
votes
11Aug16
Now, are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me that you h[...]
1
votes
11Aug16
For every person who believes in the status quo, there's another who is determined to destroy complacency; Life then mov[...]
1
votes
11Aug16
Some brilliance is apparently lacking in this sentence, notwithstanding the clear supremacy of the fifth grade author's [...]
1
votes