YOU SAID:

i need to sleep right now but my booger wall fell on me and a monster massaged their poo poo into my eyeballs

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ寝なきゃいけないのに、鼻くそ壁が落ちてきて、モンスターがうんちを私の眼球に押し込んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to go to bed now but the booger wall fell and the monster shoved poop into my eyeball

INTO JAPANESE

もう寝なきゃいけないのに、鼻くそ壁が崩れてモンスターが私の眼球にうんちを押し込んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I should be going to bed now but then the booger wall collapsed and the monster shoved poop into my eyeball.

INTO JAPANESE

もう寝るべきだったのに、鼻くそ壁が崩れて、モンスターが私の眼球にうんちを押し込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I should have gone to bed by now, but the booger wall gave way and the monster shoved poop into my eyeball.

INTO JAPANESE

もう寝るべきだったのに、鼻くそ壁が崩れて、モンスターが私の眼球にうんちを押し込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I should have gone to bed by now, but the booger wall gave way and the monster shoved poop into my eyeball.