YOU SAID:
I need to poo and pee to bad I am going to explode
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちをする必要があり、私は爆発するつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to poop and I'm gonna explode
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちをする必要があり、私は爆発するつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to poop and I'm gonna explode
That didn't even make that much sense in English.