YOU SAID:
I need to pee but don't want to stand up
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おしっこはありません必要立ちたいです。
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Wee you don't need want.
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこする必要があるないです。
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Need to no.
INTO JAPANESE
必要は、ありません。
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Do not need.
INTO JAPANESE
必要はありません。
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You do not need.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは必要はありません。
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You do not need.
You love that! Don't you?