YOU SAID:
I need to pee behind a store today as a dare
INTO JAPANESE
あえてとして今日ストアの後ろにおしっこをしたいのですが。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare and is today in the back of the store want to pee.
INTO JAPANESE
あえて、今日店の奥は、おしっこをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare, today at the back of the shop is the pee.
INTO JAPANESE
あえて、今日店の奥はおしっこです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare, today is the back of the store is to pee.
INTO JAPANESE
あえて、今日は店の奥がおしっこをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare, I pee at the back of the store.
INTO JAPANESE
あえて、私は店の後ろにおしっこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare, I pee behind the store.
INTO JAPANESE
あえて、私は店の後ろにおしっこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dare, I pee behind the store.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.