YOU SAID:

i need to pee bad righht now in lake in poopoo head

INTO JAPANESE

うんこ頭で湖で今すぐおしっこしなきゃいけないんだ

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I have to go to the lake with my poopy head.

INTO JAPANESE

うんこ頭で湖に行かなきゃ

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I have to go to the lake with my shithead.

INTO JAPANESE

クソ野郎と湖に行かなきゃ

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I have to go to the lake with that son of a bitch.

INTO JAPANESE

あのクソ野郎と湖に行かなきゃ

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I have to go to the lake with that son of a bitch.