YOU SAID:
I need to go fight the stupid cat down the road.
INTO JAPANESE
私は愚かな猫と戦う必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to fight stupid cats.
INTO JAPANESE
私は愚かな猫と戦う必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to fight stupid cats.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.