YOU SAID:
I need to get up to urinate but I'm too lazy
INTO JAPANESE
私は排尿する必要がありますが、私はあまりにも怠惰です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to urinate, but I am too lazy
INTO JAPANESE
私は排尿しなければならないが、私はあまりにも怠惰だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to urinate, but I am too lazy
You've done this before, haven't you.