YOU SAID:
I need to eat a taco right now or I'm going to die
INTO JAPANESE
私は今タコスを食べる必要があるまたは私は死ぬつもり
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Should I now eat tacos or I'm going to die
INTO JAPANESE
私は今食べるタコスや私は死ぬつもり
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I now eat tacos and I'm going to die
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、タコスを食べるし、死ぬつもり
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I'm going to die, and now eat tacos
INTO JAPANESE
死ぬし、今のタコスを食べるつもり
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Going to die and eat tacos now
INTO JAPANESE
死ぬし、今のタコスを食べに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go and die and eat tacos now
INTO JAPANESE
行くと死ぬし、今のタコスを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go and die and eat tacos now
Come on, you can do better than that.