YOU SAID:
I need to dance, but you have cooties.
INTO JAPANESE
私は踊る必要がありますが、あなたにはクーティーがいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to dance, but you have Cooty.
INTO JAPANESE
私は踊る必要がありますが、あなたはクーティを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to dance, but you have Cooty.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.