YOU SAID:

I need to be a weirdo to be coolo.

INTO JAPANESE

私は冷静になるためには変態になる必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to become a pervert to become calm.

INTO JAPANESE

私は穏やかになるために変態者になる必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need to become a pervert to become calm.