YOU SAID:
I need an axe and a pickle to fake my death
INTO JAPANESE
私は死を偽るために斧とピックルが必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need an ax and pickle to lie to death
INTO JAPANESE
私は斧とピックルが死に嘘をつく必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need the ax and pickle to die and lie
INTO JAPANESE
私は斧と漬け物が死んで嘘をつく必要がある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to lie with ax and pickles dead
INTO JAPANESE
私は斧と漬け物を伏せる必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need to hide my ax and pickles
INTO JAPANESE
私は斧と漬物を隠す必要がある
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