YOU SAID:
i need a boyfriend or ill jump out of the window
INTO JAPANESE
私はボーイフレンドまたは窓から病気のジャンプが必要
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need a sick jump from my boyfriend or window
INTO JAPANESE
私はボーイフレンドや窓から病気のジャンプが必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need a sick jump from my boyfriend or window
That didn't even make that much sense in English.