YOU SAID:
I need 100 upvotes to go to prom with my crush please help me no
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の抱き締めで私は助けてください、私は賛美に行くために100 upvotesが必要
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am hugging my hugs, please help me, I need 100 upvotes to go to praise
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium