YOU SAID:
I named my dog Brett because it's stupid.
INTO JAPANESE
それは愚かなので私の犬ブレットが就任
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because it's stupid as my dog Brett
INTO JAPANESE
それは私の犬ブレットとして愚かなので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because it's stupid as my dog Brett
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