YOU SAID:
I named is stan shunpike, and myself would do be yours conductor of that evening
INTO JAPANESE
私がスタン・シュンパイクと名付けたのは私で、その晩の指揮者になるのは私です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I named Stan Schumpaik, and I'm the conductor for the night.
INTO JAPANESE
私はスタン・シュンパイクと名付け、夜の指揮者です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Stan Schumpik and I am the conductor of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はスタン・シュンピックで、夜の指揮者です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Stan Schumpik and I am the conductor of the night.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.