YOU SAID:
i must be dreaming because I don't believe in ghosts
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊の存在を信じていないので夢かもしれない.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It may be a dream because I do not believe in ghosts.
INTO JAPANESE
そんなのはいない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not not believe in ghosts.
INTO JAPANESE
そんなのはいない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not not believe in ghosts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.