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I moutnainbiked trough the mountains. But I saw a cat. I didn't like the cat to I shot the cat and took it home but it was still alive and wanted revenge so it shot me and now the cat is typing this.

INTO JAPANESE

私は山を駆け抜けた。しかし、私は猫を見ました。私は猫が好きではなかったので、猫を撃って家に持ち帰りましたが、それはまだ生きていて、復讐を望んでいたので、私を撃ちました、そして今猫はこれをタイプしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran through the mountains. But I saw a cat. I didn't like cats, so I shot them and took them home, but they were still alive and wanted revenge, so I shot me, and now cats are typing this ..

INTO JAPANESE

私は山を駆け抜けた。しかし、私は猫を見ました。猫が苦手だったので、撃って家に持ち帰りましたが、まだ生きていて復讐したかったので、撃ってみたら、猫がこれをタイプしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran through the mountains. But I saw a cat. I wasn't good at cats, so I shot it and took it home, but I was still alive and wanted to take revenge, so I shot it and the cat typed it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は山を駆け抜けた。しかし、私は猫を見ました。猫が苦手だったので、撃って家に持ち帰りましたが、まだ生きていて復讐したかったので、撃って猫がタイプしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran through the mountains. But I saw a cat. I wasn't good at cats, so I shot and took it home, but I was still alive and wanted to take revenge, so I shot and the cat typed.

INTO JAPANESE

私は山を駆け抜けた。しかし、私は猫を見ました。猫が苦手だったので、撃って家に持ち帰りましたが、まだ生きていて復讐したかったので、撃って猫をタイプしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran through the mountains. But I saw a cat. I wasn't good at cats, so I shot and took it home, but I was still alive and wanted to take revenge, so I shot and typed a cat.

INTO JAPANESE

私は山を駆け抜けた。しかし、私は猫を見ました。猫が苦手だったので、撃って家に持ち帰りましたが、まだ生きていて復讐したかったので、猫を撃ってタイプしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran through the mountains. But I saw a cat. I wasn't good at cats, so I shot them and took them home, but I was still alive and wanted to take revenge, so I shot and typed cats.

INTO JAPANESE

私は山を駆け抜けた。しかし、私は猫を見ました。猫が苦手だったので、撃って家に持ち帰りましたが、まだ生きていて復讐したかったので、猫を撃ってタイプしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran through the mountains. But I saw a cat. I wasn't good at cats, so I shot them and took them home, but I was still alive and wanted to take revenge, so I shot and typed cats.