YOU SAID:
I miss the bus and god laughs
INTO JAPANESE
バスに乗り遅れて、神は笑う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God laughs, missed the bus
INTO JAPANESE
神は笑い、バスに乗り遅れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God laughed and missed the bus
INTO JAPANESE
神は笑ってバスに乗り遅れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God laughed and missed the bus
Come on, you can do better than that.