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i might kill my ex, not the best idea, his new girlfriends next, HOW I GOT HERE?!

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の元を殺すかもしれません, 最高のアイデアではありません, 次は彼の新しいガールフレンド, どうやってここに来たの?!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I might kill my ex, not the best idea, next is his new girlfriend, how did you get here?!

INTO JAPANESE

元カノを殺すかもしれない、ベストなアイデアではない、次は彼の新しいガールフレンドだ、どうやってここに来たの?!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I might kill my ex, not the best idea, next is his new girlfriend, how did you get here?!