YOU SAID:
I met a lizard today. He demanded my money for me being white. I didn't have any so he called me an anti-semite for not having any shekels.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はトカゲに会いました。彼は私が白人であるために私のお金を要求した。私は何も持っていなかったので、彼は私にシェケルを持っていなかったので反ユダヤ主義者と呼んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I met a lizard today. He demanded my money for me to be white. He called me an anti-Semitic because I didn't have a shekel because I didn't have anything.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はトカゲに会いました。彼は私に白人になるように私のお金を要求した。私が何も持っていなかったのでシェケルを持っていなかったので、彼は私を反ユダヤ主義者と呼んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I met a lizard today. He asked me for my money to be white. He called me an anti-Semitic because I didn't have a shekel because I didn't have anything.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はトカゲに会いました。彼は私に私のお金を白くするように頼んだ。私が何も持っていなかったのでシェケルを持っていなかったので、彼は私を反ユダヤ主義者と呼んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I met a lizard today. He asked me to whiten my money. He called me an anti-Semitic because I didn't have a shekel because I didn't have anything.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はトカゲに会いました。彼は私に私のお金を白くするように頼んだ。私が何も持っていなかったのでシェケルを持っていなかったので、彼は私を反ユダヤ主義者と呼んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I met a lizard today. He asked me to whiten my money. He called me an anti-Semitic because I didn't have a shekel because I didn't have anything.
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