YOU SAID:
I may be dying kill the baby and eat some earphones nice and crunchy you will probably taste music after that
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんを殺して死んでしまい、あなたはおそらくその後音楽を味わうだろう素敵でカリカリのいくつかのイヤホンを食べるかもしれません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed the baby and died and you might eat some earbuds of nice and crunchy that you'll probably taste the music afterwards
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんを殺し、死んで、あなたはおそらくその後音楽を味わうだろう素敵でカリカリのいくつかのイヤホンを食べるかもしれません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed the baby and died and you might eat some earbuds of nice and crunchy that you'll probably taste the music afterwards
That didn't even make that much sense in English.