YOU SAID:
i masturbated with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私はナイフで自慰行為
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I masturbate with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私はナイフで自慰行為します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will masturbate with a knife.
INTO JAPANESE
私はナイフで自慰行為をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will masturbate with a knife.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.